sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid
I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.
A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.
ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall
no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?
Okay, but how is this
I’m at a loss for words
This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson.
STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me
All right kids it’s time for “two opinions I don’t think are contradictory” time
JK Rowling has said a lot of dumbass stuff and it’s completely valid to dislike her and criticize some parts of the Harry Potter universe
Those books meant a lot to me and plenty of other people as kids and I still think they have a lot of redeeming qualities and generally entertaining bits, though of course I don’t expect everyone to like them
There you go. That’s what’s up.
Also, @ people jumping on the bandwagon like “oh I never liked that horrible problematic series, I can’t believe you enjoyed it when you were little, you bigot!”: chill. I promise it’s not a competition to see who was the wokest nine year old.
[ID: The John Mulaney meme. The first panel shows John Mulaney yelling “No!” at “treating nonbinary as a third gender and enforcing a ternary view of gender”. The second panel shows John Mulaney yelling “Yeah!” at “understanding that nonbinary is an umbrella term and that you can’t force people into gender boxes”. End ID]
There’s a hidden level of brilliance in this moment:
Chef Boyardee is known today for his cheap out-of-the-can pasta, but in his native Italy he was a renowned expert chef. He was reduced to the face of microwaveable eateries after his death.
Sound like anyone else from this movie?
Chef Ettore Boiardi, known today as Chef Hector Boyardee, was a key player in keeping poverty struck families fed for a low price, before he ever came out with the canned pasta line. He would jar his sauce in milk bottles and provide bags of dry noodles for families in Cleveland, Ohio’s Little Italy sector. It was during the Depression, and pasta could be made in large portions at a low cost. This was the start of his venture.
After years of success, he eventually opened his canning facility, opened his restaurant “Il Giardino d’Italia” in New York, and helped feed the Allies during the war. Everyone always glazes over this part of his life, especially the Cleveland part. He lived here. He DIED here. He’s BURIED HERE. My mother took care of him at the nursing home she worked for in her early 20′s when he was ailing and spoke of nothing but the kindness he and his family radiated when they were there. Chef Boiardi was an immigrant with a dream and was always there to help those in need, because he knew what it was like to be in that position. Never let that go.
I had thought he was a fictionalized mascot, like Aunt Jemima or Betty Crocker, but this is really interesting.
“Proud of his Italian heritage, Boiardi sold his products under the brand name Chef Boy-Ar-Dee so that his American customers could pronounce his name properly.“
And if you have a name that isn’t “standard” in America, that is a Mood.
in the good timeline bikini leia never happened. she still kills jabba but instead of the gross slave bikini we get luke wearing this
and the pop cultural impact remains the exact same. everyone has their sexual awakening to Golden Gay Luke. there’s a five minute scene of han and lando both trying not to look at luke’s cleavage. he’s fully aware of this and encourages it. leia is wearing full plate armour
This is magenta, and not pink. Unlike pink, magenta doesn’t actually exist. Our brain just invents magenta to serve as what it considers a logical bridge between red and violet, which each exist at opposite ends of a linear spectrum.
TL;DR this color is fake (and also I hate it)
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What can we tag posts that I am definitely too high to read???? Please tag????
If it makes you feel better, no colors are real. They’re all just sensations that your brain produces from cells that are sensitive to a tiny fraction of different wavelengths of electromagnetic radiation - color is not an actual property of light!
So you can see magenta, obviously, but it’s not a single wavelength in the visible light spectrum. But most colors that you see are made up of multiple wavelengths mixed together.
“Pink is real—or it is not—but it is just as real or not-real as red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet.” -Michael Moyer
Yeah sex is great but have you ever looked at common English words and then followed their systematic sound changes back through Old English and Proto-Germanic all the way to their Proto-Indo-European roots, whispered one of those roots out loud, and been overwhelmed by a sense of Lovecraftian insignificance as it dawns on you that you just reached back across scores of centuries and spoke a word older than civilization itself?
